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Month: May 2015

Why The World Will Never Be A Better Place

Why The World Will Never Be A Better Place

Humans. Strange species these ones. Many times I wish I was born alien, but then I remember that there would be no guarantee that I would still get to have an ass so natural and squat-free as I do now, so I sit it down and suck it up. Do forgive me, Optimus Prime but I mean, we have all seen alien butt in the movies…most of them look like something a car ran over, thrice, and the good ones…

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Need A Life Change? Try This!

Need A Life Change? Try This!

Forget potato crisps. Get me a box of Oreo or Borneo (I cannot seem to decide which of the two is sweeter so I am gonna keep stroking them till I find a winner. No pun intended.) and I will marry you. Well, I will consider it and they say that it is the thought that matters, don’t they? I really cannot believe that I am about to dedicate an entire post to a couple of dark round biscuits with…

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