Month: May 2015

Why The World Will Never Be A Better Place

May 19, 2015

Humans. Strange species these ones. Many times I wish I was born alien, but then I remember that there would be no guarantee that I would still get to have an ass so natural and squat-free as I do now, so I sit it down and suck it up. Do forgive me, Optimus Prime but […]

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Need A Life Change? Try This!

May 11, 2015

Forget potato crisps. Get me a box of Oreo or Borneo (I cannot seem to decide which of the two is sweeter so I am gonna keep stroking them till I find a winner. No pun intended.) and I will marry you. Well, I will consider it and they say that it is the thought […]

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