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We Need New Names

We Need New Names

I must admit, I haven’t read in a while. Which is bad because a good writer is a good reader. Maybe this is the reason why I lost my mojo and couldn’t write for months. The last book I read was one I have always wanted to read after my friend (thanks, Wilcky) shared an excerpt from it with me; We Need New Names by Noviolet Bulawayo. It is the only book I have really read from start to finish….

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This Is How You Win A Girl’s Heart

This Is How You Win A Girl’s Heart

We could be friends, we could date, we could hang out. As long as you do these 5 simple things. 1. Food. Fries Before Guys. Food Before Dudes. I can’t say this enough. Get me good food and you have me. My current favorites are some Nuvita biscuits called Hobnobs. Wueh! Those little chocolatey traitors will be the reason I get love handles.

Letter To Professor Doctor (MSC. MBA. YOLO) Public University Lecturer

Letter To Professor Doctor (MSC. MBA. YOLO) Public University Lecturer

Dear Lecturer, I can’t quite remember how you look like because I have only seen you twice; once when you made a 10-minute technical appearance in class when we first reported to school, and the other time you were on TV,with your fellow learned colleagues, bellowing¬†‘Solidarity Forever’ chants, demanding that the government addresses your grievances. I can’t remember your name either,you didn’t quite give us an appropriate introduction. I was looking forward to getting to hear it again during the…

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Death By Bad Breathe

Death By Bad Breathe

Why do I always get to sit next to the strangest people in public transport? If it isn’t the lady that keeps unleashing heinous farts, and then wriggling her nose like the rest of us when the pungent stench wafts through the air, threatening to pass all of us out,¬† it is the freak that keeps looking down my blouse, hoping to catch a glimpse of my (barely existent) cleavage. If it isn’t the nitwit that sits like he owns…

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