Karma Is A Lost Hen

Karma Is A Lost Hen

I envy people whose shaggz is just a few minutes or hours away from the city. Those who can easily travel home, have lunch with the peeps and travel back, all in a day.  For me, travelling home via public transport is an entire day or night’s affair, depending on what time I choose to travel; a gruesome 9-hour journey by road. Ten if you are unlucky. Usually, when I travel home, I like to use Easy Coach. I really…

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This Is How You Win A Girl’s Heart

This Is How You Win A Girl’s Heart

We could be friends, we could date, we could hang out. As long as you do these 5 simple things. 1. Food. Fries Before Guys. Food Before Dudes. I can’t say this enough. Get me good food and you have me. My current favorites are some Nuvita biscuits called Hobnobs. Wueh! Those little chocolatey traitors will be the reason I get love handles.

And You Sir, Are The Best Thing That Has Happened To Me. Therefore I Will Love You

And You Sir, Are The Best Thing That Has Happened To Me. Therefore I Will Love You

I have trouble letting go of relationships. Once I am in, I am in, and I never seem to find it in me to give up and let go. Until he is urinating on all of my clothes and pouring maji ya madondo on them. Or literally asking me to kill myself. This ‘weakness’ of mine has led me down a path of frogs, toads and outright douchebags, most of who I get nauseated just thinking about.

Letter To Professor Doctor (MSC. MBA. YOLO) Public University Lecturer

Letter To Professor Doctor (MSC. MBA. YOLO) Public University Lecturer

Dear Lecturer, I can’t quite remember how you look like because I have only seen you twice; once when you made a 10-minute technical appearance in class when we first reported to school, and the other time you were on TV,with your fellow learned colleagues, bellowing ‘Solidarity Forever’ chants, demanding that the government addresses your grievances. I can’t remember your name either,you didn’t quite give us an appropriate introduction. I was looking forward to getting to hear it again during the…

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