Karma Is A Lost Hen

September 3, 2017

I envy people whose shaggz is just a few minutes or hours away from the city. Those who can easily travel home, have lunch with the peeps and travel back, all in a day.  For me, travelling home via public transport is an entire day or night’s affair, depending on what time I choose to […]

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This Is How You Win A Girl’s Heart

September 2, 2017

We could be friends, we could date, we could hang out. As long as you do these 5 simple things. 1. Food. Fries Before Guys. Food Before Dudes. I can’t say this enough. Get me good food and you have me. My current favorites are some Nuvita biscuits called Hobnobs. Wueh! Those little chocolatey traitors […]

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BEDA 1: Learn The Rules Like A Pro. So You Can Break Them Like An Artist

September 1, 2017

Happy New Month. I love September. Mostly because it’s my birthday month. And my sister’s. And my brother’s. And John Wick’s. And Beyonce’s. Do you share a birthday month with Beyonce? Will Smith? No? Sit down. This awesome month, I am embarking on

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And You Sir, Are The Best Thing That Has Happened To Me. Therefore I Will Love You

May 29, 2017

I have trouble letting go of relationships. Once I am in, I am in, and I never seem to find it in me to give up and let go. Until he is urinating on all of my clothes and pouring maji ya madondo on them. Or literally asking me to kill myself. This ‘weakness’ of mine […]

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Letter To Professor Doctor (MSC. MBA. YOLO) Public University Lecturer

March 21, 2017

Dear Lecturer, I can’t quite remember how you look like because I have only seen you twice; once when you made a 10-minute technical appearance in class when we first reported to school, and the other time you were on TV,with your fellow learned colleagues, bellowing ‘Solidarity Forever’ chants, demanding that the government addresses your grievances. […]

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6 Annoying Habits We Need To Quit Yesterday

January 16, 2017

Human beings can show you things. You might just be minding your own business, living your life, poking your nose and sleeping like a panda, but people will still come trying you. They will be poking you, exhausting every ounce of the patience and grace you’ve saved up for rainy days in your relationship. Prodding […]

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