We Need New Names

We Need New Names

I must admit, I haven’t read in a while. Which is bad because a good writer is a good reader. Maybe this is the reason why I lost my mojo and couldn’t write for months. The last book I read was one I have always wanted to read after my friend (thanks, Wilcky) shared an excerpt from it with me; We Need New Names by Noviolet Bulawayo. It is the only book I have really read from start to finish….

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Karma Is A Lost Hen

Karma Is A Lost Hen

I envy people whose shaggz is just a few minutes or hours away from the city. Those who can easily travel home, have lunch with the peeps and travel back, all in a day. ¬†For me, travelling home via public transport is an entire day or night’s affair, depending on what time I choose to travel; a gruesome 9-hour journey by road. Ten if you are unlucky. Usually, when I travel home, I like to use Easy Coach. I really…

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This Is How You Win A Girl’s Heart

This Is How You Win A Girl’s Heart

We could be friends, we could date, we could hang out. As long as you do these 5 simple things. 1. Food. Fries Before Guys. Food Before Dudes. I can’t say this enough. Get me good food and you have me. My current favorites are some Nuvita biscuits called Hobnobs. Wueh! Those little chocolatey traitors will be the reason I get love handles.

And You Sir, Are The Best Thing That Has Happened To Me. Therefore I Will Love You

And You Sir, Are The Best Thing That Has Happened To Me. Therefore I Will Love You

I have trouble letting go of relationships. Once I am in, I am in, and I never seem to find it in me to give up and let go. Until he is urinating on all of my clothes and pouring maji ya madondo¬†on them. Or literally asking me to kill myself. This ‘weakness’ of mine has led me down a path of frogs, toads and outright douchebags, most of who I get nauseated just thinking about.