Why The World Will Never Be A Better Place

Why The World Will Never Be A Better Place

Humans. Strange species these ones. Many times I wish I was born alien, but then I remember that there would be no guarantee that I would still get to have an ass so natural and squat-free as I do now, so I sit it down and suck it up. Do forgive me, Optimus Prime but I mean, we have all seen alien butt in the movies…most of them look like something a car ran over, thrice, and the good ones…

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Need A Life Change? Try This!

Need A Life Change? Try This!

Forget potato crisps. Get me a box of Oreo or Borneo (I cannot seem to decide which of the two is sweeter so I am gonna keep stroking them till I find a winner. No pun intended.) and I will marry you. Well, I will consider it and they say that it is the thought that matters, don’t they? I really cannot believe that I am about to dedicate an entire post to a couple of dark round biscuits with…

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EASTER.The Death Of Christ…And Of Honesty Too

EASTER.The Death Of Christ…And Of Honesty Too

I walked into a KFC in town on Good Friday,expecting to have the time of my life slurping on their to-die for ice cream. Seriously, their ice cream is out of this world. Isn’t any ice cream? They say you can’t buy happiness but you can buy ice cream and that’s pretty much the same thing 🙂 Anyway,fuck the ice cream today. What, or rather, who i ran into was ten thousand times better. I was going up the entry…

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A Note To The Other Woman

A Note To The Other Woman

He never leaves his Number One woman for the other woman. That, my friends, is the blunt truth. Forget Scandal and Mistresses. That shit only happens in movies.Normal men(and by normal I mean those who are not the President of the United States of America who can do whatever the heck he wants with whoever the heck he wants wherever the heck he wants and not have to give any heck of an explanation to anyone) would never abandon the…

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BEFORE YOU THINK OF DATING OR MARRYING ME…

BEFORE YOU THINK OF DATING OR MARRYING ME…

You are probably Kenyan, but then again you just might be French, Portuguese, Xhosa, Ugandan, American, Igbo…Who knows, you might even be Chinese! You might be somewhere in Antarctica, doing some geeky research on polar bears, you might be in a class wishing that the old boring man of a lecturer will finish up because you really need to find something to eat. Maybe you are as idle and as bored as I am with life right now, probably also…

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